the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

Anonymous asked: While direct democracy for presidential voting is a better idea, a total is democracy is a terrible idea. In a democracy the majority rules, meaning that if the majority decides they want your bike, they can take it. In a republic the minority is protected from things like that happening.

officialunitedstates:

Where are you getting this from?  Did your bachelor’s degree history teacher tell you this last year when he went on an off-topic rant about politics?

The majority will never vote that stealing bikes is okay because they themselves have a bike, have a friend that has a bike, or more dominantly people have moral codes that certain activities aren’t okay. 

You’re not afforded any more protections under a republic; you’re actually afforded less because of terms, gerrymandering, interest groups, and political parties.

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