So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.
Where are you getting this from? Did your bachelor’s degree history teacher tell you this last year when he went on an off-topic rant about politics?
The majority will never vote that stealing bikes is okay because they themselves have a bike, have a friend that has a bike, or more dominantly people have moral codes that certain activities aren’t okay.
You’re not afforded any more protections under a republic; you’re actually afforded less because of terms, gerrymandering, interest groups, and political parties.